You gotta watch this

All's I can say is, let's do the fork in the garbage disposal.

Karma’s a bitch!

I got a notice from code enforcement about the tree limbs in my backyard. Code enforcement wouldn't have known anything about the limbs if I hadn't been an asshole and called them on my neighbors. Hopefully they'll be understanding and give me some time since I live alone and I'm broken. Oh well, I have Lortab, so who cares!

Look what I can do

So, yeah, yesterday morning I was cleaning my neighbor's trash up out of my backyard so I could call code enforcement on them, and I fell down and hurt myself. I stepped in a hole and fell all the way down. I put out my arms to keep from face-planting, and immediately my elbow hurt so bad I started crying. I haven't cried from physical pain in forever. I went to the doctor today, and he said because of the way I fell, I could have broken the bone plate in my elbow, but you can't see that on the x-ray, so it may be broken or I strained the ligament. I have a splint on it and I have to keep it in this sling and immobilized, and go back in a week. I'm awesome!

Thank you, Erika, for helping me type this.

My poor Paige

Paige is 3, almost 4. She's been going to head start this year, and she really likes it. She's pissed right now. It's Spring Break, and she doesn't understand why her mom won't take her to school. She's just mad. My poor baby.

Also, Mason is 5 and in kindergarten. He got in trouble a couple weeks ago for standing on the urinal at school. I think it's hilarious, but Leslie didn't really see the humor in it.

Dude

So, another semester has begun, and I don't think I'm going to make it through this one as smoothly as I did the last one. I have a 3 inch binder that I'm pretty sure isn't going to hold anymore papers, and it's only the beginning of the third week. I haven't really read anything, and I'm getting way behind already. I guess I'm going to spend the next week doing homework.

I've been doing some ceramics, I'll try to post pictures next time.

Holy Crap

I haven't blogged in forever. Well, I made it through the semester. I got B's in both Oklahoma History and Philosophy. I told you they suck. I really did enroll in 13 hours for this semester. The semester starts on Monday.
Let's see, what's happened since the last time I blogged? My dad and grandma came to visit me for my 30th birthday. We had a really great week, and, so far, being 30 doesn't suck as bad as I thought it would. While they were here, we were with my sister and her kids most of the time. I also spent a week with them at Christmas. It's so fun warping their fragile little minds. When I blow dry my hair, I flip my head upside down, and Paige saw me do it one day, so now she thinks that's the way you're supposed to do your hair, so that's how she does her hair. Over Christmas I stopped by my sister's and Mason was watching a video of the new version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I started bitching to Leslie & Jeremy that that wasn't real Ninja Turtles, so it was lame (not thinking that Mason would be listening). Now Mason tells her that's not real Ninja Turtles, and will only watch the live action Ninja Turtles movies. :) Leslie doesn't find it as funny as I do.
Not much else is going on really, but I am planning to get the mother of all nerd tattoos when I get my student loan money. I'll post pictures. It's going to be awesome.