If you see me today, I would advise turning and running the other way. I'm not being very pleasant.

I work in a library. Libraries are known for being quiet places. Students come to my library for a quiet place to study and do their homework. These same students have the loudest most obnoxious cell phone rings. We have signs posted EVERYWHERE saying please turn off your cell phone in the library. Now, I don't really expect people to turn their phones all the way off, but they should turn their ringers off. I shouldn't have to constantly be telling people, "Please turn off your ringer,""You can't talk on that in here," etc. Also, when I tell them these things, they shouldn't look at, or talk to me like I'm a bitch. They are the fucking bitches who are completely disregarding other people's need for a quiet library. The world does not revolve around them! These people are college students, they should be able to read the signs and follow instructions.

If you are a person who talks on their cell phone or lets it ring in the library, please stop. It is very frustrating to the library employees, and may cause some sweet librarians brain to hemorrhage and them bleed to death because they just can't take it anymore.

Okay, to all of you who don't know it, it's creepy to talk to people in a public restroom, no matter how well you know them. A public restroom is not a social setting!
K, here's what brought this to my attention. I'm at work. I went into the restroom to use the restroom, not to socialize. One of the other ladies from work was in there, and she started talking to me. How awkward & uncomfortable it is to try to pee when someone else is trying to carry on a conversation with you. I didn't interrupt her peeing with conversation. Why did she think it was okay to interrupt mine?

My 19-year-old friend, we'll call her "Bob," lost her virginity last night. She came into my office, and was like, "Oh my God, I have to talk to you!" I looked at her and said, "You had sex." She covered her face and was like, "How did you know that?" Anyway, it was with a guy she had just met, and she had sex with him in the back seat of his car.
One of her other friends, we'll call her "Stupid," got mad at her, told her her virginity was gone, and she could never get it back, and the guy was just using her, etc. Well, Bob told Stupid that she was using him, and she had fun, so she didn't care if Stupid was mad at her. Stupid is a big stupid liar anyway, and doesn't deserve to be friends with Bob.
Bob's a little hyper, and kind of thought that she was going to go to hell for having sex with a guy she didn't really know. I told her she's only 19, and that she's going to do a lot of things worse than having sex that are going to send her to hell. She told me that made her feel better, and she was glad she talked to me.
That was my excitement for today.

I found out some very interesting news this morning. Motley Crue is getting back together. All 4 original members, including Tommy Lee, are touring next year. I'm a huge Motley Crue fan, always have been. The closest they come to here is Dallas, and you can bet your sweet ass I'm going to that show.

I've become very involved in a message board recently. Before, the only thing I looked at message boards for was updates on Big Brother, in between shows. From that message board, I found a link to this message board. It's called The Movie Room, and it's a very friendly environment(most of the time). You should stop by and check it out.

Game of the day: Gold Miner

There is a new addition my family. On June 14, Flag Day, my sister Leslie gave birth to a healthy baby girl. Her name is Paige Rylee. She weighed in at 8 lbs. 12 oz., 21 inches long, and she is beautiful!

I wrote this 5 months ago and saved it as a draft. I'm sure I was going to add something to it, but at this point, I have no idea what that was.

I want to send a shout out to my cousin Danielle. Today is Danielle's 18th birthday. Happy Birthday Dainelle!!!!!

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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I had my Cinco de Mayo Party. It turned out really well. I still have a fridge full of Coronas. There were several people who told me they would be there that didn't show up, but the people who were there was enough for me. Like 6 people came, and that turned out to be the perfect number. We got drunk and whacked pinatas and played name that tune. I never saw the guy I like to invite him, but that's okay, his loss.

I'm applying for a reality TV show again. I would pick me. I'm quality entertainment. If the people who chose these things don't see that, though, it's their loss, and I can continue being quality entertainment for the people I love, just not all of America.

"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious." - Bill Hicks

The Student Activities Awards Banquet was Friday night, and my club won Club of the Year! I'm glad we did, because we worked really hard, and it was great to achieve our goal. As a reward for winning, we get $500 added to our budget, and our club name carved on a stone bench in front of the student center. We also get an article about us in the school paper.

I found out why the cute boy hasn't been around. Turns out he got into a bar room brawl, got a bottle broken over his head, and hasn't really been coming to school because he's been having a problem with dizziness. How crazy is that?! Here's the problem with that though: today is the next to last day I'm working before my party, and I still haven't seen him to invite him! One of my friends thinks I should just get his phone number off of the computer and call him and invite him, but he hasn't actually given me his number, and I don't want him to think I'm some psycho stalker chick, so I don't want to do that. I could really use some advice on this one if anyone would like to help me out. (Hit the contact button above.)

I'm having a Cinco De Mayo party. Last Cinco De Mayo, I went out after work, got drunk, and had to have my friend's dad drive me home. Also, I was ridiculously miserably hung over at work the next day. This time I planned ahead. I am taking off the 5th and the 6th. I can have all day the 5th to prepare for the party, and I can have the 6th to say goodbye to my "Friends." Anyway, the reason for the party is so I can ask the cute boy to come, and again, I haven't seen him for a few days, so I don't even know if that's going to happen. It's really starting to stress me out. Whether he's there or not, the party is going to be awesome. There will be margaritas and Coronas and sombreros and pinatas. It's going to be mad crazy off the hook. Too bad you can't come.

So, I got over hating my job. I'm loving it again. I don't know what crawled up my butt, but I was really cranky for like 3 days before I posted last time.

I went to my friend's 21st birthday party, it rocked. There was a band there, and I got to play bass on a song that my friend Jon sang.

I went to Habitat for Humanity. I ended up leaving at noon, but the time I spent there was fun and rewarding.

The Prince concert was AWESOME! Words can't describe how great it was. That man oozes sexuality.

My dad did make it here, and back home again safely. I really enjoyed the time I got to spend with him. It was quality time. He spent the week at my sister's house, because it's big enough to accommodate extra people, so in spending time with them, I got to spend time in my hometown. Usually I'm not a fan, but it was alright.

I've been trying to work up the nerve to ask the cute boy out, but every time I think I'm ready, it's a few days before he comes in, and I lose my nerve again. I have never asked a boy out before, and it seems really scary. I know that he likes me, but there is still that fear of rejection in the back of my mind. Oh well, I'll work it out.