The REAL Reason for my Absence

For the last week, I've been obsessively playing Minesweeper. I beat the beginner & intermediate levels a long time ago, but the expert level has been giving me some trouble. I'd be going along at a good pace, then BAM I'd accidentally hit the wrong box, and lose.
One day, I got down to 27 before I screwed up.


A couple of days later, I got down to 3.
I was excited. I thought I was getting pretty close to accomplishing my goal.

Today I did it!

I am ecstatic! I can barely contain myself! And, now that I've beaten it, I never have to play that damn game again!